What is an Internet?

asvprock:

Some kid just told me he thought ebola was spanish for grandma

(via orgasmic-humor)

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

unclefather:

"Stocks are going down, Mark. I’m not ready for this company to go under"

(via orgasmic-humor)

pixelkitties:

One of my favorites, haven’t seen this in years.

(Source: best-of-memes, via dutchster)

sharapwna:

ventai:

HE HAS RETURNED

the prostitute though lmao

(via ruinedchildhood)

yungterra:

inturlrude:

yungterra:

naked body fresh out the shower

you touch yourself afterhours

why do you have this dirty ass skeleton

he’s obviously not dirty he just took a fuckin shower got dam

Why is he wearing a watch, skeletons don’t need to know time

(Source: yungterra, via ruinedchildhood)